daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN


xbox420:

hope all the dudes going wild over the J law pics remember that the guy who posted scarlett johansson’s nudes got 10 years


presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story



tbh im fully prepared to join the 1d fandom simply because all the larry stylinson conspiracy theories are so much fun


Anonymous asked: ghost water: a swedish delicacy. traditionally made by pouring water into a glass that previously contained milk (and thus has that little bit of milk left over). there, you just made ghost water. enjoy

airbornranchdressing:

useless-swedenfacts:

typical swedish weather


dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.